weird me!!!

These are a few things u'll notice wen u r with me:

1. All the rubbish has to go into the dustbin. Ppl keep cribbing that India is so dirty, but it all starts from you!! and you teaching the rest of ur friends the same.
2. If u r with me, n u bitch abt someone... i'll do the listening part. It's very rare that i bitch back.
3. i hate ppl who crib abt money, except when ppl have some monetary problem.
4. there'll be times wen i'll be chattering away, eatin ur head with my nonsensical bakwaas but there'll be times wen u wont even notice my presence.
5. i can be irritatingly analytical at times (For eg: read theory of shattered glass)
6. "kuch naya karte hain"--- that's my fav dialogue. have ne ideas??

abhi mein itni weird nahi hoon... kuch aur yaad aayega toh i'll add in for sure!!!